THUGS IN THE MILITARY—I SAY WHY NOT?
By Gigi

Since the Pentagon is falling behind on recruitment and has relaxed their standards, let the unfit serve in the armed forces. By unfit, I mean: neo-Nazis, gang-bangers, murderers and rapists…let them go to the Middle East and fight. Don’t recruit the lazy, the coward, the college bound or the decent (and probably timid), bespectacled guy or gal working at Staples, Rite Aid or Starbucks, they’re useless. And rich people won’t let their children fight for the very freedom they’re enjoying; and I think the same should be for poor people as well. So I say, EMPTY THE JAILS INSTEAD!!! They’re up for it. Let’s train them, hand them a gun and ship them overseas post haste and let them run wild!! Let them scare the bee Jesus out of the Iraqi’s. Draft the psychos and the cancer of this society—go to the swamps and drop them over there. They’ll be happy; and here’s the selling point…they get to kill people and they won’t go to jail.